First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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