man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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