Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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