Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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