Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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