Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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