So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
