I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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