only if we run a train.
done.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
