lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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