You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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