nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There r osticjed everywhere
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We're too hungover to prance.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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