I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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