i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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