I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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