office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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