Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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