the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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