i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Randomize
