seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Can you bring me the toilet please
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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