Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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