How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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