oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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