ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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