Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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