how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
try to milk me bitch
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