If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
wow bdsm is so cute
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