Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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