4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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