forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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