what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This is classic penis vs brain.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
