Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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