Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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