Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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