Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
