you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just crazy horny about you
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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