look no pants
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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