Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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