one might say we're banned from that church
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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