Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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