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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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