Don't make out with my wife yet
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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