Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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