Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
