OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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