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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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