to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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