Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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