I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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