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Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wish my penis had a tongue
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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